BRANDED 5:49 Fri Dec 3
Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets WW2 shell stuck up his jacksie
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The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War Two.
As you do.
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gph
10:04 Sat Dec 4
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I've always wondered what bomb-ass-tic meant...
Sorry. But only for the Americanism.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:32 Sat Dec 4
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Good thing he wasn't into collecting rusty chainsaws of early Canadian lumberjacks, then.
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BRANDED
6:22 Sat Dec 4
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Chev
Quality
I’d have gone with ‘aaris but hey
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chevy chase
6:20 Sat Dec 4
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Bumber Harris
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Far Cough
6:18 Sat Dec 4
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Does my bomb look big in this
....he said
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Nurse Ratched
6:15 Sat Dec 4
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Regrettably, I think we've found my level.
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Far Cough
6:13 Sat Dec 4
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I think Ratched wins the internet with her post
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Nurse Ratched
6:07 Sat Dec 4
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Branded, we had this conversation on here recently, didn't we? "I slipped over onto the bomb and it just went up my bottom..."
Would love to be a fly on the wall when they're trying to explain it to the medics.
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BRANDED
5:59 Sat Dec 4
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Ok. So. He collects World War 2 stuff but shoves a bomb up his arse. Great excuse for getting very large dildo type things up your bomb but how long was this in the planning? Or did it take a particularly large shove to get one stuck? And really. Imagine THAT conversation.
Fucking love humans even if they are all over the place.
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gph
5:53 Sat Dec 4
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Wait until someone gets a WWIII shell stuck up their jacksie...
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balders
5:47 Sat Dec 4
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Surprised Brexit not been blamed
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Nurse Ratched
5:39 Sat Dec 4
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I think we all agree that putting a bomb up one's arse would be bang out of ordure.
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gph
5:24 Sat Dec 4
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I hope this isn't too incendary, but he could end up with a phospharse
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Moncurs Putting Iron
5:12 Sat Dec 4
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Noah 1:01 Sat Dec 4
Now that's clever
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Noah
1:01 Sat Dec 4
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OrdNONCE
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BRANDED
9:38 Sat Dec 4
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Its alright. They called the BUM
squad.
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Alfs
2:45 Sat Dec 4
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I was tempted to make a pun but Ratched's is unbeatable.
Bravo.
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riosleftsock
1:20 Sat Dec 4
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This week
In Munich, British RAF bomb is disturbed, explodes injuring 4 German construction workers, military called out, area evacuated
In UK, British bloke shoves German bomb up his arse and gets it dealt with by a nurse.
1-0 again
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Jasnik
11:59 Fri Dec 3
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Nurse Ratched 5:54 Fri Dec 3
excellent
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BRANDED
10:09 Fri Dec 3
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RECTUM!!!
Yeah. Would of officer.
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Dandy Lyon
9:53 Fri Dec 3
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Explosive diarrhoea
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